husband Wal-Mart Shopping Center
has opened in Atlanta, where a woman
can go to choose from among many
men to be her husband.
It is laid out in five floors, with
the men increasing in positive attributes
as you ascend. This is, however,
a catch. You're only allowed
in once. Once you open the
door to any floor, you must choose
a man from that floor. If
you go up a floor, you can't go
back down except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the shopping
center to find a husband.
the first floor the sign on the
Floor 1: These men have jobs and
love kids. The woman reads the sign.
"Well that's better than not
having jobs, or not loving kids,
but I wonder what's further up?"
So up she goes.
The second floor sign says:
Floor 2: These men have high-paying
jobs, love kids and are extremely
"Hmmm, better," says the
woman. "But I wonder what's
The third floor signs says:
Floor 3: These men have high-paying
jobs, love kids, are extremely good
looking and help with housework.
"Wow," says the woman,
"very tempting. BUT, there's
more further up!" And so she
On the fourth floor the sign says:
Floor 4: These men have high-paying
jobs, love kids, help with the housework
and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me." ( That's
how women talk in Georgia) "But
just think... what must be awaiting
me further up?" So up
to the fifth floor she goes.
The sign on that door says:
Floor 5: This floor is just to prove
that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart
Have a nice day!!!