is a little known story about how
an honest citizen can be sentenced
to Death Row by out of control judges
of the Domestic Relations Court of
Franklin County, Ohio and other similar
places around the nation.
Letters this writer has received from
readers of his earlier stories confirm
there are many other such stories.
This is only one of them.
Many friends have said this story
is so bizarre that I should write
a book, so I am doing that now.
This reporter used to believe that
innocent people could never be executed
under our system of justice.
Having now seen our system of justice
up close along with the low quality
of many people who work in it, including
clerks, lawyers and judges, I don’t
believe that anymore. What’s more,
I now know there are many ways to
lash, flog, stockade and legally execute
and extort the harmless and the innocent,
especially from those who cannot afford
to mount a defense.
Yes, this can even be done in the
lowly Domestic Relations Courts of
this country and this could happen
This is also a commentary on
the Judge Nodine Miller atrocity,
a mindless judge from this very
same Franklin County Common Pleas
Court (Criminal Division), who
released two child killers last August
and has brought shame and outrage
to the people of Columbus.
Both of these stories are worthy of
extensive Commentary that local newspapers
dropped after their initial coverage
in August so we must get the
Nodine Miller outrage from
Chicago Tribune Columnist Bob Greene.
No editorial has ever appeared in
the Columbus Dispatch about this judicial
crime although many “Letters to the
Editor” were received by the Dispatch.
A Dispatch spokesman said, “The Dispatch
would not address the topic further.”
So the people of Columbus must
get follow-up coverage from The Chicago
Tribune and The Oprah Winfrey Show.
Constitutional issues and court activities
in the tradition of the Waffen SS
Gestapo are happening in the Franklin
County Common Pleas Court with frequency
and there is intrinsic evil at work
there. It needs the attention
of the City of Columbus and of the
nation. This evil criminality
is difficult to uncover when Columbus
newspapers will not follow up on such
Bob Farley founded, owned and operated
Farley Paving, Inc. from 1966 through
1984. The company was believed
to be one of the largest paving firms
in Columbus for several years in the
early 1970’s. Farley retired
from the paving industry in 1984 and
operated a real estate investment
company in later years known as The
R. T. Farley Company.
He has been active in the Columbus
business community for over 40 years
and is respected in Columbus business.
He or his companies are former members
of the Columbus Chamber of Commerce,
The Ohio Contractors Association,
the Associated Builders and Contractors
Association, the Associated Builders
& Contractors Association, the
Aircraft Owners & Pilots Association
and the Boca Raton Hotel & Club.
He is still a member of the Brookside
Country Club, a Senior Member of the
Builders Exchange of Central Ohio
and a lifetime member of the Ohio
State University Association and the
United States Golf Association.
In short, Farley was a solid citizen
and a man you would be proud to have
in your community. Unfortunately,
our legal system attempts to crush
|In late 1996,
Farley’s ex-wife Barbara filed
for a divorce after a 13 yearlong
separation from Bob. In 1984,
a voluntary self written separation
agreement was freely signed
by people, who then went their
separate ways. Although
it had some flaws, the agreement
definitely spelled out the intent
of the parties.
Through the following 13 years,
Bob paid nearly $ 500,000 to
his ex-wife in separation and
settlement money, including
their previous Worthington house
on two acres plus several cars.
In the trial Barbara first denied
any such agreement ever existed, but
when confronted with the signed document,
she then said the agreement was signed
under duress and fear of her husband,
a well worn attorney tool when
one is “trapped in truth.”
Stories of threats and abuse are the
favorite tools of divorce attorneys
representing women. Perjury runs a
close third and Barbara practiced
a lot of that and she was well schooled
by Scum Bag lawyer Kim M. Halliburton-Cohen-Murphy.
Barbara reinvented her story
several times to fit the circumstance
and Dana Preisse, a sympathetic rookie
judge and “died in the wool” feminist
seemed to fall for every change she
made. Barb confessed that
she had “stayed in the house another
10 days or more” after she signed
the agreement in spite of her alleged
“fear” of Bob, while she made
arrangements to move furniture and
her personal possessions to an apartment
within a few steps of Mr. Bob
Lang, a lover she had been having
a secret illicit affair with for some
time. Lang was only one
of her multiple affairs over many
years. It is now known
that Ms. Barbara was a promiscuous
bar fly and a profligate pill abuser
and alcoholic, not to mention the
So much for her fear of the Bob Monster.
Any libel there? Nope, these
are all the sworn confessions of a
Worthington housewife (and a 32 year
mental patient) in her secret Camelot
with Lang while her husband worked
his job and tried to grow his company
for their family. The
litigation is now in the fifth calendar
year with over 870 pleadings filed
to date and no end in sight.
It is still going strong after many
recent Reversals of Trial Court Judge
Dana S. Preisse by the 10 th District
Appellate Court. Bob has
labeled these trial court reversals
the “THE GREAT APPELLATE COURT
ANTI-NAZI DECISIONS OF
JUDGE DANA PREISSE REWARDS THE BARBARA
FOR A LIFETIME OF BAD CONDUCT WITH
$ 2.5 MILLION WHILE WORKER BEE BOB
GETS $ 200,000
After 13 years of separation,
34 months of litigation and
a trial extending over four
months, rookie Domestic
Relations Judge Dana
Suzanne Preisse, a first term
trainee judge assisted by
another rookie, staff attorney
Melynda Neal, handed Bob Farley
a draconian divorce decree
that effectively awarded Barbara
Farley some $ 2 million on
top of the $500,000
Bob had already paid her.
Bob would end up with about
$ 200,000 after a lifetime
of work and after paying all
taxes as the Judge ordered
him to do. Without doubt,
the biased decree was the
most sexist and heavy handed
divorce decree a man could
expect, essentially stripping
Bob of all his assets. Fortunately
for Bob, the 10th
District Appellate Court
has recently REVERSED
much of the Preisse Decree
by ordering that the taxes
be divided equally between
the parties, along with many
Until the Appeals Court jammed it
down her throat however, the
obstinate young judge dug in her heels
at any such equitable suggestion.
Before the Appellate Court Decisions,
Bob had filed over twelve objections
with Preisse, always including a paragraph
that read, “There is reasonable doubt
that the Ex-Parte Orders granted by
this Trial Court on November 18 and
November 24, 1999 are lawful.
These issues are one of the three
appeals being considered at this time
by the 10 th District Appellate Court.
. .” In
every instance, the obstinate Sleeping
Judge invariably ruled “The Defendant’s
objection is denied.” This
thick headed Judge has no j-u-d-g-e-ment
and should resign or be removed from
office. As one who previously
had a smidgen of faith in the system,
the conduct of this ignorant person
and incompetent judge quickly smashed
Bob says “the Preisse factor” is bad
public policy and horrible logic because
it clearly dictates to divorcing husbands
the avoidance of “doing the right
and honorable thing.”
Threatened by “The Preisse Factor
,” the guys may just take
their $ 500,000 (more if possible),
and “head for the hills” immediately
after a separation, rather than stick
around and get double hammered later
by some mindless judge for trying
to do “the right thing.” Bob
Farley now strongly recommends the
“head for the hills” approach to current
day divorce situations.
This will not bode well for divorcing
wives, but it will be better than
being tossed in the gutter by a mindless
domestic relations judge who doesn’t
understand The Ohio Revised Code,
Civil Rights, Due Process and the
U. S. Constitution. Bob recommends
this course of action for all men
who are able to pack it in and flee
from such monsters as Dana Suzanne
Preisse as early in the game as possible.
Dr. Steven Baskerville explains it
all quite clearly in his prolific
writings. The deck is heavily
stacked against Men nowadays and it
is time to start thinking outside
The 1984 Separation Agreement was
ignored by the judge who decided it
was not valid. She also conveniently
called the $ 500,000 Bob had laid
out as “support money.” Although
the agreement was clearly a “meeting
of the minds,” Preisse would not even
allow that as she planned to force
her own brand of feminist justice
on the Farley’s.
Bob said, “There were some years when
Barbara’s income in real estate sales
exceeded mine. Dim Dana missed
all of that. It was all
laid out in a large spread sheet for
the judge, but she did not understand
it.” Several attorneys
and other litigants around the Courthouse
have opined to Farley that “this judge
is just not very smart and she is
green as grass.”
Bob calls the Divorce Decree a “crime
on a par with the Boston Brinks robbery.”
Post decree litigation continues in
the Trial Court to address the
MANY REVERSALS made by the
Appeals Court so the
case is now actively on-going for
48 months. Mr. Farley
believes another year or two might
be involved, that everyone will be
bankrupt by the end of the litigation
and liquidation and the attorneys
still working for Barbara are living
in denial. At the time
of this proof reading and rewrite,
the case has been going on nine calendar
years with over 2,000 pleadings.
Another 2-3 years may be required.
It is just insanity.
PREISSE ORDERED BOB’S COMPANY
LIQUIDATED AFTER 40 YEARS IN BUSINESS
Part of the $ 500,000 settlement money
that Preisse brushed off as “support
money, ” included the marital residence,
a nice ranch home on two acres in
Worthington which Barbara quickly
sold to daughter Jill Carroll
who still lives on the property.
She bought a luxury Condo in Upper
Arlington with her money while Bob
started over again in a $ 35,000 condo
apartment with a mortgage loan.
Some attorneys say they have never
seen anything so lopsided in their
entire career. Although forked
tongue attorneys can argue nearly
anything, most agreed they have
never heard of the marital house being
called “support money.”
Anything is possible in the biased
Preisse Court where it is Judge Roy
Bean and “Law West of the Pecos.”
Worse yet, Preisse, assisted by “Deputy
Dawg” Neal, a back office law clerk
in a tiny law firm just three years
earlier, ORDERED the R. T. Farley
Company closed and liquidated after
40 years in business.
This order made Robert unemployed
at age 65 for the first time in his
life and deprived him of any income
at all except Social Security, government
retirement income that he had never
planned to collect. Bob’s entire
retirement program was his small company,
now closed forever.
Get a case before “Sleeping Judge”
Dana Preisse and these atrocities
could all happen to you.
Judge Preisse was sometimes seen to
be asleep during critical testimony
of the trial, hence the nickname
“The Sleeping Judge” has been
pinned on her by Farley.
Any libel here? Nope,
the good Judge was caught napping
on the bench by Bob Farley, two attorneys
and a major witness.
JUDGE” ORDERS $1,500
SUPPORT FROM THE
IN REAL ESTATE AT
On top of an already Draconian
Decree, Preisse and
“Deputy Dawg,” Staff Attorney
Melynda M. Neal, also ordered
Bob to pay Barbara $ 1,500
per month while he was unemployed
and liquidating his
company until seven of his
21 properties were sold.
Bob was also ordered to manage
things and do all of the selling
and the heavy lifting while
turning the loot over to Barbara
who was bringing in a cool
$ 51,000 per year at a local
real estate firm.
Finally, the good judge ordered
all Court Costs to be paid
by Robert, just for
Wow! FAR OUT Your Horror!
The Sleeping Judge was clearly
in another world.
Bob believes it is one formerly known
as Law West of the Pecos starring
“Hang Em High Judge Roy Bean.” Former
Farley attorney Philip M. Collins
called it “a real travesty.”
The worst j-u-d-g-ment of all was
the naïve belief that someone would
commit financial suicide and actually
do everything The Sleeping Judge Ordered!
Attorneys Collins and Douglas Jennings
quit Farley in June of this year,
obviously hoping to put a lot of distance
between themselves and their horrible
loss to two attorneys who worked out
of their home.
DAWG” MELYNDA NEAL FACTOR
“Deputy Dawg” staff attorney Melynda
Neal, fresh out of law school at Detroit’s
Wayne State University (1995) is thought
to have done much of the heavy lifting
in the last stages of the case.
Sleeping Judge Preisse, went on a
60 day maternity leave and was home
changing diapers and warming bottles
for a new baby while her hormones
settled back down.
It now seems obvious that the “Twenty
Something” Neal may have written
much of the multi-million dollar Decree
after attending none of the trial.
Ms. Neal was a back office legal assistant
in the one man law firm of Bradley
Frick in 1996. Passages in the Divorce
Decree indicate a total lack of accuracy
from both trial testimony, exhibits
and the transcripts. In 1998
Neal apparently moved in with opposing
counsel Kim N. Halliburton-Cohen-Murphy-Murphy
at 634 North High Street.
Her name appeared on the door with
Cohen-Murphy-Murphy’s while Cohen-Murphy-Murphy
represented Barbara Farley.
Incredibly, Neal had earlier sat in
on a one hour conference with Frick
and Bob Farley while Bob told
his life story during a Frick interview
in late 1996. Neal
took copious notes. Near
meetings end, Farley asked Frick about
any relationships with Halliburton-Cohen-Murphy-Murphy,
the attorney of Barbara Farley.
Ms. Neal advised Frick that they were
“still working a couple of cases together,”
at which time Frick told Farley
he could not represent him under those
circumstances. Bob had
no idea of the close relationship
between Neal and Cohen-Murphy-Murphy
and Bradley Frick, nor did Frick mention
that possibility to him. Farley says
staff attorney Neal “should have never
been anywhere near my case.”
Bob says that “Neal’s activities in
my case do not seem to pass the smell
Throughout her long Decree, The Sleeping
Judge made no mention of the multiple
infidelities, proven lies under
oath and unconfirmed story inventions
of Barbara Farley. The rookie
Judge was clearly influenced by the
Academy Award winning tears, hyperventilating
and drama of Barbara, all orchestrated
on cue with storm trooper like precision
by Kim Halliburton-Cohen-Murphy-Murphy.
It was clearly a heavily biased
Additional bias was seen as Neal and
Preisse flogged Bob with color commentary,
in the Divorce Decree, writing
with a psychiatrist like conviction
that, “Bob is a very controlling
and obstinate individual. . .”
Commentary of this type is very biased,
unprofessional and reveals an agenda
other than justice in Farley
V. Farley. It’s clear
that Preisse and “Deputy Dawg”
were out to punish Bob for some imagined
malconduct or possibly just because
Bob was a male facing two fierce feminists
and they were going to
prove a point.
“Imagined” is the word, for her Decree
is fraught with misstatements
and a clear lack of familiarity with
the trial evidence was obvious throughout
the document. Another
clear problem is that neither Preisse
nor Neal are trained in psychiatry
so “control analysis” is well
beyond their skill levels. There
was no such judicial commentary about
Barbara in the Preisse Divorce Decree,
even though her emotional testimony,
lies under oath and story inventions
were obvious to the Court.
Such was the wisdom of “The
Sleeping Judge” and her Deputy Dawg.
“CONTROLLING,” THE FAVORITE BUZZWORD
OF THE N.O.W. MOVEMENT
is currently the favorite buzzword
of the N.O.W. generation of
ladies. The word is presently
so “pop culture” that companies are
pitching subtle “anti-control”
messages in their commercials and
advertisements aimed at impressionable
young women who may feel maligned.
These lady Legal Eagles fell right
in step with the times, saying in
essence, “white males of European
ancestry have to be punished,” a standard
N.O.W. line that often comes in right
after the word “controlling.”
The problem for the ladies and the
flaw in their perverted logic was
that Bob has not had anyone to “control
or be obstinate with” for about
13 years. Trial evidence
confirmed that Bob did not follow,
stalk, bother or call Barbara over
those years while she carried on her
14 year romance with Bob Lang.
Attorney Collins asked Bob “did you
care what she did at all?”
Bob answered, “No, I didn’t.”
So much for “control.”
Bob and The Barbara lived completely
separate lives for 13 years after
1984. This included separate
homes, separate check books, separate
businesses, separate friends, separate
medical and life insurance policies,
separate vacations with others, separate
everything! All of the
decades of that “DeFacto Termination
Law stuff” went “right over
the head” of The Sleeping Judge who
seemed to invent her own law on the
fly with which to hammer Bob.
Heavily pro-female Ohio Domestic Law
gives her wide latitude to make biased
and emotional decisions and she took
every advantage. These
laws must be tightened up to eliminate
“The Preisse Factor” in future years,
or men must just leave the state,
the country, or whatever it takes
to avoid such feminist monsters as
Courthouse attorneys are calling it
“The Preisse Factor,” another hazard
divorce attorneys must now watch out
for in Courtroom 61.
Bob’s “obstinance” that Preisse refers
to in the Divorce Decree may flow
from the fact that he had to cancel
a Hearing before the Judge at the
last minute. It seems Bob was
laying unconscious on a gurney in
the Intensive Care Coronary Unit of
Riverside Hospital. He
couldn’t stay conscious long enough
to make it on down to Courtroom 61
that day, “may it please the court.”
The long plastic catheter in his heart
also presented a problem to him as
a cardiologist checked each valve
and vessel, something the good
Judge overlooked with her insulting
written thoughts about Bob’s “alleged
illnesses,” as she described them
in her criminal divorce decree.
Her vile and degrading comment revealed
bias beyond the pale.
JUDGE PREISSE AND THE FIRST AMENDMENT
The Sleeping Judge seemed to place
heavy emphasis on some 120 letters
Bob had written to Barbara over 15
years, including many simple
business notes to Barbara when she
worked in the company back in 1982.
The challenged and confused Barbara
who could not distinguish between
a business directive and a personal
note, saved nearly every one of them.
Of these, about 80 percent were
triggered by a call or some type of
harassment by Barbara.
The ex-wife rarely wrote things down.
Usually, she would just call a hapless
Bob by phone, often in the evening
and often drunk, and raise hell about
some imagined problem.
Bob’s letters answered her many calls.
They pertained to money issues, tax
issues, children issues and other
similar problems that many divorced
or separated couples routinely experience.
Plaintiff attorney Doug Hart made
much of the fact that Bob once brushed
Barbara sharply when she call in a
drunken stupor with what Hart defined
as “a serious problem” with
an overheating radiator” as
though that also was Bob’s fault in
some way. Say what?
Bob has just been released from Massachusetts
General Hospital after “serious problem”
with cancer surgery. Completely
separated for two years at that time,
Bob wasn’t really too worried about
Barbara’s overheating radiator as
attorney Hart thought he should have
been. Bob testified, “there
is something about cancer that doesn’t
leave you worrying too much about
an overheating radiator of a drunken
ex-wife who can take care of it herself.”
Bob said, “the judge was obviously
in sympathy with poor little Barbara
and her radiator problem.”
Farley’s attorneys advised the trainee
Sleeping Judge that many divorced
or separated couples communicate only
by letters, especially where there
is great animosity, so there was nothing
unusual about Bob Farley’s letters,
except in “Preisse World” a world
of law from beyond the stars.
Preisse glazed right over Bob’s frequent
opening lines in many letters, “In
response to your call of last night.
. .” lines which confirm the
Barbara whining and harassment pattern
of many years. Bob had explained
those connections in sworn testimony
to the judge, but it “obviously
went right over her head.”
Bob says the moral of this story is
that “Preisse doesn’t understand
the First Amendment of the Constitution
adds, “don’t ever write a letter to
your ex-wife, whether separated or
divorced, or some mindless judge will
try to flog you for it later,” another
indicator that guys should probably
just leave the state right away in
order to avoid the later castigation
of monster Dana Preisse types.
If you hang around and try “to do
the right thing,” you may be flogged
“down the road” by some judge for
your good intentions.
PREISSE TRIES TO MUZZLE FARLEY
-- MORE FIRST AMENDMENT
Another indicator of “The Preisse
Factor” and the First Amendment occurred
later when Bob started his Bye Bye
Preisse Campaign and wrote her a letter.
The trial was completely over at that
time. The Judge tried to restrict
Bob’s First Amendment Rights of Free
Speech by bringing subtle political
pressure on Farley’s attorneys to
stop him from writing to her.
With a Journalism Degree from Ohio
State and a former article writer
for several years for a trade journal,
he does not like to be muzzled by
political pressure, especially when
funneled through Bailiff Jerry Daily.
Obviously, the trainee freshman Judge
did not like the “heat in the kitchen”
that Farley was generating.
While Bob does not like his
First Amendment Rights trampled
on, he did fear that emotional
Contempt Charges might be
filed on his attorneys by
the Judge, given her “unjudicial”
emotional decisions and rulings
of recent past months, so
he stopped writing.
Trying to work “in the system”
didn’t fly for Farley either
though. Such is the
nature of Kangaroo Justice
in the Preisse Courtroom.
Our legal system is a bully
Judges and staff attorneys
with personal agend-as can
write unprofessional decrees
loaded with flogging color
commentary, errors, unconfirmed
and slanted opinion.
Most of them do not like the
“incoming fire” when you answer
back. Farley and
his attorneys could quickly
see that much of this decree
did not “pass the smell test”
for reasons still unknown
IS A BULLY PULPIT.
MOST OF THEM
DO NOT LIKETHE
INCOM- ING FIRE
WHEN YOU ANSWER
The fix was in and that is still under
investigation. The former
Farley attorneys did not participated
in his investigation. Naively,
Collins and Jennings seem to have
trouble believing that anyone in their
beloved legal system could be guilty
of any wrong doing. Neither of these
former lawyers were exactly “two fisted
alley fighters” that would pursue
such wrong doing and they have since
run from Farley’s battles like scared
rabbits, obviously trying to put distance
between themselves and their horrific
early loss of the case.
Defendant Farley also has trouble
understanding how the highly experienced
lawyer Magistrate Jay Sanford could
hand down four or five rulings in
support of Bob’s positions over two
years, but Sleeping Judge Dana Preisse
could never find a Farley Motion she
liked after the case got into her
courtroom. She made
a mockery of the legal skills of
the respected Magistrate.
HANGING JUDGE YARBOROUGH SAYS
“OFF TO THE SLAMMER!”
were filed by the former Farley attorneys
immediately after the Decree.
At the first Appeal to the Trial Court,
“Hanging Judge” Yarborough agreed
with Barbara’s attorneys Cohen-Murphy-Murphy
and Hart that Robert should post a
$ 1.7 million Bond, obtain a $ 1.7
million letter of credit from a bank,
or put up $ 1.7 million in cash.
It was a classic study in wretched
excess and abject lack of j-u-d-g-ment
by all of Bob’s persecutors. Their
delusions were so massive that they
actually believed Bob could get a
$1.7 million bond.
Bob had dealt in leveraged
illiquid real estate most of his career
and he had never seen that kind of
money all in the same place in his
lifetime. He could do
none of those things and everyone
knew it, but they all played the silly
game out to the end.
It was a Gestapo like operation in
a Kangaroo Court once again orchestrated
with Waffen SS efficiency before
an intractable and mindless Judge
Farley’s attorneys argued that Bob
already had $ 3.5 million worth
of property at stake, that it was
not going anywhere and that should
be enough, but Yarborough didn’t buy
it. He, The Barbara, Cohen-Murphy-Murphy
and Hart wanted some blood.
The only things missing that day were
the black shirts, jack boots, red
arm bands and Sieg Hiel salutes to
the Fuhrer. Trooper Cohen-Murphy-Murphy
won the day.
At a second hearing before Judge Yarborough
on Contempt of Court charges brought
by Barbara (the subject of one
of Bob’s four appeals to date) Farley
explained his inability to pay Barbara
$ 200,000 in cash, which The
Sleeping Judge and Staff Attorney
Neal had ordered be done “immediately.”
Her Highness The Sleeping Judge
has now discovered that absurd storm
trooper ORDERS are one thing, but
ability to perform on them is another.
”Orders do not always result in the
clean and neat little package that
Preisse and Neal learned about in
the Ivory Towers of the Law School,”
said Farley. “Welcome
to Real World ladies. Fantasyland
is down in Kissimmee at Walt Disney
World,” he added and also said,
“It’s easy to pound a gavel and Order
things to be done, but if they
cannot be done, then that is a waste
of everyone’s time.” .
At this hearing, Farley’s attorneys
protested that several factors made
the entire hearing illegal
Based on several well known Ohio Rules
of Civil Procedure, case law and the
Ohio Revised Code, attorney
Jennings argued that the entire Hearing
at which Mr. Farley was flogged by
Judge Yarborough was illegal and could
not be held at all.
Mr. Jennings was overruled by
Yarborough and the flogging proceeded
under protest. It
was another Gestapo Kangaroo Court
that day and Judge Roy Bean’s Law
West of the Pecos prevailed.
Once again, the only things missing
were the black shirts, jack boots.
red arm bands and Sieg Hiel salutes
to judge Yarbrough. Once again,
Trooper Cohen-Murphy won the battle
that day, but the APPELLATE COURT
REVERSED THAT NAZI LIKE PROCEEDING
ten months later on August 31,
2000 and Bob won the war.
During the illegal hearing of Cohen-Murphy-Murphy,
Hart and Yarborough, Bob offered several
good reasons why he could not come
up with $ 200,000 “immediately”
and that his available money could
not be stretched far enough to cover
all of his obligations.
He also testified that attorney Halliburton-Cohen-Murphy-Murphy
committed a fraud on the Trial Court
by submitting incorrect legal fees
totals to Sleeping Judge Preisse in
the original trial. Farley
says the fees were all doctored up
and overstated by Cohen-Murphy-Murphy
by more than $15,000 and Judge Preisse
based part of her decree on these
incorrect numbers without confirming
went nearly berserk with Farley’s
allegations, screaming at him on the
witness stand screeching “I committed
a fraud on this Court?”
Bob quietly repeated, “Yes you
did . . .” three times.
“On the record,” Halliburton-Cohen-Murphy-Murphy
did not deny the fraud she was accused
of, but “Hanging Judge” Yarborough
was unimpressed with Farley’s partial
defense. Mr. Farley says he
has noticed that Judges almost never
believe the words of a litigant, especially
a male litigant, against those of
an attorney, even though most attorneys
will lie like troopers when painted
into a corner. This is apparently
why there is a thick book which attempts
to control the unethical and
sometimes criminal conduct of lawyers,
right up to the lofty level of F.
Lee Bailey, Esq., a leglman who is
currently suspended from the practice
of law for wrong doing in Florida.
In Ohio, these rules are called The
Law of Professional Responsibility.
Based on his own observations, Bob
believes that many attorneys frequently
bend and skirt the Law in daily practice.
They all proclaim they are pure as
Bob says, “That is pure lawyerese
propaganda and a myth.”
The Ohio Supreme Court Disciplinary
Council receives over 4,500 complaints
about attorneys each year. Amazingly,
less than 20 are suspended.
There is some thought that The Sleeping
Judge may have laid the lash on Farley
because opposing counsel Hart, with
typical character assassination worthy
of a Waffen SS Secret Agent, made
sure that Preisse was told that “Bob
Farley doesn’t like attorneys.”
Farley’s Phil Collins laconically
answered, “That’s not news to
anyone. Everyone knows that,
including the Court.”
Collins opined that such a revelation
might have surprised a young trainee
judge who might have first believed
that the world loved and respected
lawyers. “After all, she’s a
lawyer, “ Collins added.
Such efforts at character assassination
by Plaintiff Attorneys Hart and Cohen-Murphy
were seen continuously throughout
the case. Many were bold faced
lies, but Sleeping Judge Preisse seemed
receptive to the stories.
OF COURT AT AN ILLEGAL
ORDERS HIM TO PAY
UP OR GO TO PRISON
FOR 60 DAYS.
PAY AND HE WAS
NOT GOING TO DIE
IN PRISON OVER
WITH A 32 YEAR MENTAL
SO BOB LEFT OHIO
DEATH SENTENCE FOR BOB
in Law has always been the
“inability to pay” and this
was certainly one of those
times. No matter,
the willful Yarbrough
found Farley in Contempt of
Court, at an illegal Hearing
that should never have been
held, and he ordered him to
pay Barbara Farley $200,000
by the following Tuesday,
or be sent to prison for 60
days. Excuse me?
This was a possible Death Sentence
for Bob Farley. His doctors
agreed with his conclusion since Farley
was stricken with several serious
health issues, all of which had been
made known to the court and opposing
counsel earlier in the trial. One
way to win any divorce suit is to
somehow get your opponent to die.
No one has ever explained how sending
broke old men to jail gets greedy
old women some money. In his Essay
“Family Courts Are Corrupt,” Howard
University’s Dr. Steven Baskerville
writes, “In family courts, we have
literally reached the point where
the criminals are putting the law-abiding
citizens in jail.”
If the government will legally handle
this small matter for you, all the
better. Bob wasn’t going
for it though. At
mid-point of the trial, Legalwoman
the agreement of Defendant Farley),
had tearfully interrupted the proceedings
at mid-day with a story of internal
bleeding from a possible miscarriage
(although she was not known to be
pregnant) and she faintly staggered
from the courtroom in tears with the
sincere sympathy of Bob.
With two expensive Plaintiff attorneys
on the case, Bob might have callously
insisted that Douglas Hart handle
things that day and the trial should
move on without her while we called
911 for a Squad to cart her body away.
would later reciprocate this kindness
by signing an illegal arrest warrant
for Bob and often complaining that
Bob had caused delays in the trial.
Of course, The Sleeping Judge Preisse
parroted back this same line in her
decree, conveniently forgetting the
Earlier in the trial, Cohen-Murphy-Murphy
had served Bob with a groundless Contempt
of Count charge while he was laying
unconscious in Riverside Hospital
CICU. What a swell person!
Fortunately, the arrest warrant that
ex-wife Barbara spent so much money
to obtain, has now been REVERSED BY
THE APPELLATE COURT.
Suddenly, the long winded color commentary
of The Sleeping Judge was reduced
to one line as she swallowed the Decision
of the Appeals Court that had been
shoved down her throat while kicking
and screaming. The Entry of
October 3, 2000 reads “The Court
hereby ORDERS that the capias (warrant)
previously issued and filed on November
16, 1999 for Robert Farley be dismissed.”
Hooray for the Good Guys!
Hanging Judge Yarborough was
also used to handing down Orders
without protest from his victims,
but he had also misread the tea leaves
this time. Bob decided very
quickly that he was not going to die
on a concrete bunk in a dirty jail
cell over a squabble with a promiscuous
32 year mental patient and an out
of control storm trooper judge who
ignores law, does not understand The
Rules of Civil Procedure, The Ohio
Revised Code, the United States Constitution,
the 1 st, 4 th and 14 th Amendments,
Due Process and who knows what else!.
Bob was learning why lawyers
are among the most hated people in
the country today and a movement Jail-4-Judges
has been started in California.
On that “Hanging Day” in Courtroom
61, Barbara Farley and her attorneys,
now three in number, could be
seen across the courtroom, shaking
hands with one another and quietly
celebrating their results, having
apparently trapped the fierce 65 year
old Bob Monster and gotten him into
a cage. It was almost
High Five time for them. Their courtroom
celebration was premature, however.
They had badly overplayed their hand
with their Gestapo like maneuvers
and “The Good Guys” would
eventually win the day. It would
take a quite a while and it would
cost a lot of money.
Bob reasoned that even if he survived
the death sentence of 60 days in jail,
Barbara Farley would have no more
money upon his release than he was
able to give her before going to prison
so no good would be served by going
to prison. The money
just was not there and Bob could
not work the impossible, contrary
to the popular opinion of The Sisterhood.
Bob also knew that he was not well
enough to work another four years
unbolting his company and handing
the loot over to The Barbara.
He concluded there was a time to risk
death in prison for some folks, but
this was not the time for him after
44 years of hard work and honest
service to his country as a wartime
overseas veteran and to the community
where he lived, especially given his
serious medical problems. Bob
Farley had never even been arrested
in his life, let alone serve time
in prison for a squabble with a pill
pushing neurotic ex-wife who had given
him infidelity and big trouble most
of his working life and a storm trooper
REMUS TAR BABY..
HIMSELF ”THE WINNER,”
LEFT OHIO AND RETIRED
TO A NEW LIFE IN
OCEANA. . .
AN UNCLE REMUS TAR BABY
in the Uncle Remus
Tar Baby, and
having spent or lost over
$ 600,000 during the preceding
four years of litigation and
looking at another four years
yet to go, Farley finally
threw up his hands with this
vile madness, and
declared himself “THE
and left the
State of Ohio forever.
Before leaving, he managed
to collect some advance rents
from a few friendly tenants.
It was really small change
for a lifetime of work.
He also cashed some
mutual funds he had built
up over nine years of saving.
In Bob’s book, leaving town with your
own savings is not illegal and there
was no other way he could survive
since Sleeping Judge Preisse had destroyed
his life, his company and stripped
him clean. Along with The Barbara,
Attorneys Cohen-Murphy and Hart went
Bob Farley trashed his office records,
wiped his computers clean, sold most
of his maintenance equipment at fire
sale prices, shut off his phones,
walked away from his life’s work
and many of the buildings he had helped
his men build with his own two hands.
He achieved the liquidation and company
shutdown desired by The Sleeping Judge
in only ten days. Bob’s
tunnel vision tormentors didn’t agree
with the way he did it, of course.
They wanted a more passive surrender
of the assets, but ex-GI Bob doesn’t
surrender easily. His
only true income at that point and
today, is his monthly Social Security
check which Court appointed Receiver
A. C. Strip has tried to attach.
Mr. Farley gave his 8 employees seven
weeks pay and laid them off.
He paid and closed out his accounts
with over 120 supplying companies,
told his lenders that no more payments
were coming because he had no
income and he drove away from
Columbus, Ohio forever.
Bob said, “it is not against the law
to leave town with your own saving
although some folks did not like it.”
It did cause quite a ruckus.
A panicked ex-wife Barbara spread
the word that “Bob
is a thief. . .the FBI is looking
for Bob, the Columbus Police
are looking for Bob. . .the mutual
funds are suing Bob,” all of
which was pure wishful thinking
without one shred of truth.
Bold faced lies all. “Denial
Time” had run out and “Chaos Time”
had arrived. There was
no Bob Monster to pound on anymore.
had played a game of “you bet your
life” and her client lost.
Of course, the fierce Cohen-Murphy,
who Farley regards as “A Bull in a
China Shop.” has now moved on
to other games while her ex-client
is left swinging in the wind and trying
to clean up the train wreck.
Aren’t attorneys just great?
SECRET MOTIONS AND GESTAPO LIKE SECRET
ORDERS HOUND BOB LIKE A RUNNING DOG
Bob left Columbus, a feeding frenzy
broke out. Secret Orders
issued by Yarborough had the
effect of putting Bob further in the
gutter. Gestapo like Motions
filed by Halliburton-Cohen-Murphy-Murphy
in November, 1999 resulted in violent
destruction of Bob’s Fourth and Fourteenth
Amendment Rights. With the speed
of Waffen SS Fascista, Hanging
Judge Yarborough issued a confiscatory
“Managerial Control Court Order” permitting
Bob’s ex-wife to break and enter his
house and his business, seize
his personal possession, intercept
his company and personal mail,
freeze his checking accounts, deprive
him of credit card use or cash advances,
the right to enter his own house or
place of business, prohibit
his right to work, prohibit him a
place to live and seemed to confiscate
the small change in his pocket.
These Gestapo type “Orders” were all
secretly granted Ex-Parte,
and without notice served on Bob and
without Bob’s lawyers being present
or even notified. Judicial Notice
was served on Bob by mail to a mail
box where his mail was already being
illegally intercepted by Barbara Farley
and her greed crazed partners in crime,
children Jill Carroll, Jim Farley
and boyfriend Lang.
A Certificate of Service was said
by Cohen-Murphy-Murphy to have been
served on Bob at his business address
an address that Cohen-Murphy-Murphy
admitted in the same brief that Bob
was NOT AT. Compliance
with law and Civil Rules were thrown
out the window while Cohen-Murphy-Murphy
and Hart found no fault with their
illegal methods. Anything
goes with these guys and it was almost
Camp Buchenwald all over again..
Bob calls these Orders “The
Nazi Firing Squad Orders of 1999.”
It was vile judicial evil at
its best, all engineered with “Waffen
SS” precision by attorneys Halliburton-Cohen-Murphy-Murphy
and Douglas Hart. Bob
said, “the only difference between
what happened to me and the Gestapo
attorneys of 1940, was we give you
the right to a long and expensive
appeal to drain away your life and
your money slowly. The Gestapo
attorneys took you straight to the
cattle cars, the gas chambers of Auschwitz
and Treblinka or to the firing squad
wall and then they confiscated your
Later on, Barbara would also
illegally cancel some of Bob’s credit
cards, his health insurance (another
Barbara initiated Death Sentence),
some of his life insurance on which
her own grand daughter was the beneficiary
and she arranged to announced Bob’s
death in the Ohio State University
Alumni Magazine. The University
was quite upset!
Most of these crimes were caught and
corrected by Bob before serious damage
was done. He is now receiving
letters of apology from presidents
of credit card companies, reinstating
his cards and apparently hoping Bob
will not file suit for their horrific
Barbara’s mental disturbance was such
that it was as though Bob was a sub-human
monster. She and her storm trooper
lawyers were trying to wipe him off
the face of the earth as the Nazis
did with the Jews in the Holocaust.
It just didn’t work. Bob
was quicker than the storm troopers
and the lynch mob.
This was a very disturbed woman egged
on by some very depraved lawyers and
assistants who knew exactly what they
NO REGARD FOR DUE PROCESS, THAT HAS
BEEN IN PLACE SINCE THE ROMAN EMPIRE
The Appellate Court
REVERSED all such
Gestapo SS Orders
in Decisions of
August 31 and September
28, 2000. At this
writing, there are
no Orders on Mr
Farley of any type,
but he asks, “How
do I get my life
He adds, attorneys “Cohen-Murphy-Murphy,
Hart and Judges Yarborough
and Preisse must have slept
through the classes on Due
Process and the U. S. Constitution
in the first year of law school,
if they went there at all.”
They clearly showed no regard
for Due Process (in place
in civilized countries of
the world since the
Roman Empire),or the First,
Fourth and Fourteenth Amendments.
Civil Rights also meant
nothing to these criminals.
Fortunately, The Appellate
Court unconditionally REVERSED
all these Gestapo SS Orders
in their Decisions of August
31, and September 28, 2000,
although the cost was very
high in time, money and stress.
At this writing, there are
no Orders on Bob Farley of
any type, but he asks, “How
do I get my life back?”
BYE BYE PREISSE CAMPAIGN
Meanwhile, Farley has launched
a Bye Bye Preisse Campaign which he
hopes will eventually remove
Preisse from office. At
the start of the trial the youthful
Preisse was a brand new Judge with
a law degree from fourth tier Capital
Law School and a short legal background.
She was so green, she once granted
a Cohen-Murphy-Murphy Motion without
holding a Hearing early in her judicial
Due Process? What’s that?
Farley’s attorney objected and Preisse
then scheduled a Hearing.
Judge Preisse once held Farley in
“Contempt of Court,” and when asked
by Farley’s attorney “exactly what
order is my client in contempt of,”
she could not think of one and
had to reverse herself.
It’s all in the record. Her
early months were almost an Amos and
Andy Comedy, except for the serious
impact on the public. She once ordered
$ 1,600 in legal fees be paid by Bob
to Barbara’s attorney for an alleged
Bob offense not knowing that such
sanctions cannot be paid directly
to an opposing counsel by a litigant.
It was all pretty elementary stuff,
but Preisse had not yet reached even
the “elementary school” level of her
judicial career. It was as though
The Sleeping Judge Preisse had
never been inside a courtroom in her
life. Maybe she hadn’t, but
she was the endorsed candidate of
the Republican Party, a politician
first and a judicial scholar
last and one good reason, only one,
why this Sleeping Judge must be removed
from office and sent to prison.
She is truly dangerous to the American
Her background is sketchy at best.
She said lives with her attorney husband
and a new baby at 611 Beech Street
on the fringe of German Village.
In fact, this address is a fraud upon
the People of Franklin County.
Preisse and her husband J. Kevin Cogan
actually live at 10160 Widdington
Delaware County, Ohio.
Farley minces no words as he says,
“I consider this trainee judge to
be “grossly incompetent and truly
She runs neck and neck with
her partner in ignorance, Judge Nadine
Miller who releases murderers of small
children after three years in prison.
Bob says, ”there is some inherent
sickness in the j-u-d-g-ment and moral
standards of this Franklin County
Common Pleas Court that needs serious
attention and very soon.
These two judges are not even near
the point where they could practice
law, let alone be a judge.”
He added, “In truth, Preisse
lacks wisdom and her conduct and judgment
in this case borders on criminal negligence.”
He paints new grad staff attorney
Melynda Neal with the same brush,
saying “these women have destroyed
my life at age 65.” They should
both be in prison for violations of
the Ohio Revised Code and gross negligence
in their service to the people of
Bob says, “we were already in serious
trouble in the morally evil Domestic
Relations Court and now we are the
outrage of the nation after the story
of Columnist Bob Greene on the Oprah
Show of October 25 exposed the Nadine
Miller criminality. This
writer agrees that Miller should not
be a judge anywhere in this world.
THE LOONEY TUNE COURT
Mr. Farley is writing a book
about “The System.”
He hopes to expose the corruption,
nepotism and low personnel
quality of Domestic Relations
Courts. He has
interviewed numerous other
divorced men from California,
Florida, Illinois, Georgia
and other places who were
flogged and sometimes bled
to death in Domestic Relations
Courts dominated by women
A recently divorced
Columbus attorney told Farley,
“it’s a Looney Tune Court.
They hammered the hell out
of me. I don’t
like them, they know it
and I won’t practice
any law before them.”
Another Columbus attorney
the boss sends me in there
with a case or a hearing.
I hate it. It’s crazy
in there and any resemblance
between what they do and Ohio
law is purely coincidental.
A recently divorced
Columbus attorney said,
“it’s Looney Tune Court.
They hammered the hell
out of me.
I don’t like them, they
know It and I won’t
practice any law before
“This is a nation of
laws, not men. . .”
WRONG. That line is
pure propaganda of The
Judicial Ind- ustry
and Pablum for small
A NATION OF LAWS, NOT MEN
- WRONG !
We have all heard that “This
is a nation of laws, not men.”
I used to believe that line
myself, but I don’t now.
There are many hard working
attorneys who actually do
believe it, but most know
The line is pure propaganda
of the Judicial Industry and
Pablum for small infants.
This is even more true in
the Domestic Relations Courts,
where other lawyers (they
shall be known as (Legislators)
have given Black Collar Criminals
(they shall be known as Judges)
free reign to do nearly
anything they wish with the law of
the land. Very few litigants
have either time or money to oppose
their bias and the judicial extortion
racket and very few do.
The racketeering under color of law,
is fully endorsed by their fellow
attorneys in State Legislatures throughout
the land. There is probably
little that can be ever be done about
that, but some things can be done
about judges like Preisse, Miller
and many others who need tight collars
on their ability to “judge” and take
unilateral actions on issues.
In truth, in the emotion driven Domestic
Relations Courts, “This is a nation
of men (and women) and NOT laws.”
Nearly every divorcee, whether a man
or a woman, will tell you that their
attorneys hammed and hammered at the
theme, “we have to be
persuasive, but more importantly we
have to make this judge like you”
or words to that effect.
That system of emotional “street justice”
is all wrong and must be changed.
It is a fact that Domestic Relations
judges are emotional creatures and
it is often “the law be damned.”
They can make Final Decisions (Orders)
based on whether or not they “like
you, how you part your hair, what
you wear, how you speak, whether
they like your attorney, or
even how they are feeling when they
are (women) eight months pregnant,
” but not often on the law.
They can ignore the legal work of
their Magistrates (and they do) and
take unilateral action based on their
emotions and personal agenda for or
against you, law and Magistrates be
damned. They are rarely
opposed with appeals because few can
afford them. This
is clear as daylight in the Farley
V. Farley case and many others in
Franklin County and across the land.
That is why low quality judges like
Dana Preisse can write color commentary
into a Divorce Decision, such as
“Bob is controlling. . . Bob is obstinate.
. Bob is meddlesome,”
etc. This emotional flogging
has nothing to do with the law.
In my book version of this story,
I will relate many more cases where
litigants have strongly protested
the color commentary of judges, commentary
which was distorted, biased and unfair
to one litigant or another.
It is pure Waffen SS criminality.
BROTHERHOOD , SISTERHOOD and KANGAROOS?
Was this a family of conspirators
including Preisse, Halliburton-Cohen-Murphy-Murphy,
Hart, Neal and Barbara Farley?
Was a former Farley attorney, Bradley
Frick for whom Staff Attorney
Neal formerly worked in 1996 and 1997
involved in this travesty?
Mr. Farley and Frick parted company
in December, 1998 with great rancor
after Farley complained about his
poor quality work. The
prideful Frick fired him with a 48
hour weekend notice in gross
violation of Ethical and Disciplinary
Rules (those are for other people).
Mr. Farley filed a Pro Se (do it yourself)
Motion Contra Frick’s conduct, but
Judge Preisse, also in apparent violation
of the Disciplinary Rules, overruled
the Farley Motion.
Frick had earlier told Bob that he
and Dana were “friends.”
At the time, Farley was seriously
ill with Poly Malaysia Rheumatica,
a painful and debilitating disease
of the arteries and joints.
The strange Bradley Frick, when
told that Farley was nearly
paralyzed, in great pain and could
not drive to interview a replacement
attorney, suggested that Farley
“take taxicabs “ to interviews. What
a swell guy! Egos and arrogance
run large in the legal profession,
a vile group that is definitely not
our “smartest and best.”
In a subsequent hearing in January,
1999 on a bizarre Motion by Halliburton-Cohen-Murphy
to force Frick back onto the job (apparently
due to Mr. Farley’s illness caused
delays), Farley appeared before Judge
Preisse, agreed with Halliburton-Cohen-Murphy-Murphy
and also asked for a 60 day
Stay of Execution so he could get
well. It was all
very strange. The
ever babbling attorney Kim Halliburton-Cohen-Murphy-Murphy
reinvented herself as a medical doctor
that morning and argued that the Farley
illness was “no big deal.”
She lied and harangued,
“I had it in high school” and inferred
that the 65 year old Bob was “faking
it” with the PMR.
CPA-Attorney Douglas Hart rose and
ranted, “This man is not exercising
his fiduciary duty to manage
the mutual funds of the couple. .
. they should all be in a money market
where they are safe. He
is letting the (mutual) funds go to
hell in a hand basket.”
Judge Preisse nodded to Bob, who said,
“ last year at this time, the mutual
funds were worth $ 88,000. Last
night the funds were worth $
148,000 and the one fund I own is
in the top 10 growth funds in the
country. I don’t know
how I could manage much better?
Mr. Hart knows that too and his statement
is a bold faced lie.”
CPA-Attorney Hart had suggested a
$ 4,400 (5.0%) return in the money
market would have been superior to
the $ 60,000 (68%) gain managed
by Farley. Such was the
wisdom of Barbara’s “Dream Team,”
true professionals at character assassination
who occasionally rivaled the efficiency
of the Nazi Party.
That was not what Preisse
was expecting so she lambasted
Farley with another harangue,
saying, “. . .there
are people who come in here
who are a lot sicker than
you seem to be . . .”I’m not
buying it” and she added,
“I can’t let this trial go
on for ten years.”
This scolding declaration
of judicial wisdom was made
after she had been presented
with letters from two medical
doctors and MRI test reports
from Riverside Hospital confirming
Bob’s serious condition.
With slurred speech, walking
with a cane and driven by
an assistant, Bob explained
that he looked good because
he was taking four Percoset
pain pills and five other
pills each day.
At that hearing, Cohen-Murphy-Murphy
and Hart rambled on for 20
to 30 minutes trying their
case with the riveted attention
of The Sleeping Judge, even
though that was not what the
hearing was held for. Bob
waited patiently and when
and Hart rambled on
for 20-30 minutes trying
their case with the
riveted attention of
The Sleeping Judge.
came time for me to
tell my side of the
storythe good judge
said, “I have
a lot more cases to
hear this morning so
I won’t be able to spend
anymore time on yours.”
came time to tell more of his story,
the good judge said “I have a lot
more cases to hear this morning so
I won’t be able to spend any more
time on yours.” Thank
So much for the maturity and j-u-d-g-ment
of Dana S. Preisse, The Sleeping Judge
and such was only one day in Kangaroo
Courtroom 61. The Preisse
bias that day could be seen by any
10 year old and this was still several
months before the trial.
WAS JUDGE PREISSE DANCING
ON A BRAD
FRICK STRING ?
At the time of
their parting, Farley told
Frick that he would be “filing
a complaint” against him “with
the Disciplinary Council.”
Mr. Frick replied that if
Farley did that, he would
crush him “like a ripe grape.”
Given the subsequent suffering
of Farley, someone seems to
have gotten that job done.
After Frick’s hasty 48 hour
notice of quit, he later
told Farley’s new attorney
Philip M. Collins “I
had her (Judge Preisse) under
control and convinced this
was a De Facto case until
we (Frick and Farley)
parted ways. Now
she will rule the other way,”
And “By Golly” she did!
Oddly, the strange and egocentric
Bradley N. Frick showed up in the
Preisse Court- room on the first
day of the Farley Trial, stayed for
several hours and appeared to be taking
copious notes. Why? Who
knows, but I doubt he was there to
study under “Professor” Collins.
Mr. Frick also showed up in the Courtroom
on the last day of the Farley trial.
Why? I think an over-active ego played
a big part in his appearances in the
Obviously, a smoldering Bradley Frick
had been stalking the Farley case
for over six months after his precipitous
termination of Farley with a 48 hour
notice. Mr. Frick would expect
more notice to his janitor than he
gave Farley. On the last
day of the trial, attorney Frick mingled
with Barbara Farley’s attorneys and
seemed to “pal it up” with Barbara
and daughter Jill Carroll across the
courtroom from Farley, Collins and
Jennings. The scene looked
like a Family Reunion. Was Frick sending
Farley and Collins “a
message” by his animated and
happy fraternization with “the other
side?” Clearly, this “Frick
Fixation” with Bob was something more
akin to mental illness, rather than
a legitimate interest in the Farley
Was Frick passing information from
his files to his obvious friends on
throughout the trial?”
There is no way of knowing for sure,
but Frick’s close relationship and
obvious friendship with former associates
Cohen-Murphy and Neal and his occasional
reference to “my good friend Dana”
while representing Farley does
leave one wondering about Disciplinary
Many think this was very odd and unprofessional
conduct since Staff Attorney Melynda
Neal formerly worked for Frick as
recently as 1997.
Kim M. Halliburton-Cohen-Murphy also
worked closely with both Frick and
Neal during 1995 and 1996, all in
the same office in a poorly rehabbed
old Victorian house with many fire
hazards and flaking paint at 1265
Neil Avenue. Frick, Neal and
case work together in 1997, as well.
It seems they were all peas in the
same pod for quite a while.
A search of public records shows that
Neal and Halliburton-Cohen-Murphy
had an affiliation in 1998 and possibly
later. Yet, Douglas Hart has
said Neal was in the Courtroom at
a Farley Hearing on January 20, 1999,
either as an associate of Cohen-Murphy-Murphy
or as a staff attorney of Preisse.
Neither would be acceptable.
Attorney Neal’s sign was hanging
on Brad Frick’s old house at 1265
Neil Ave. at the same time her name
was on the front door under Halliburton-Cohen-Murphy-Murphy’s
at 634 North High Street in 1998.
These women both worked together at
Cohen-Murphy-Murphy’s office for some
period of time shortly after Neal’s
departure from Frick’s office.
Incredibly, the Farley Divorce
Decree was partially written by the
very same Melynda Neal, the
former associate of several years
with Kim Halliburton-Cohen-Murphy-Murphy
and Bradley N. Frick, only about one
year after she had left her work with
Cohen-Murphy-Murphy at 634
North High Street. This too,
doesn’t seem to “pass the smell test,”
and Farley says, “there is no
way Melynda Neal should have been
anywhere near the Preisse Courtroom
and the Farley case after her affiliations
with both Frick and Halliburton-Cohen-Murphy-Murphy
during the same case and all within
two years,” but there she was.
COULD THIS NIGHTMARE EVER HAPPEN?
could this nightmare happen in America
to an honest and successful small
businessman one might ask? In
part, it could happen because Bob
Farley could not post an excessive
$ 1.7 million bond to secure a $ 200,000
judgment and $ 1,500 per month alimony,
both of which were under an Appeal
which the trial judge, in her deep
ignorance simply ignored.
A trial court has no further jurisdiction
over a case that is under appeal,
but Trainee Judge Preisse, in her
ignorance, simply ignored that until
Decisions were jammed down her throat
by the Appellate Court.
BILL PHIL” COLLINS & “DEPUTY DAWG
After parting ways with “Bad Brad”
Frick, Farley was forced to hire another
attorney very quickly as a trial date
was fast approaching.
Farley’s final attorneys were
Philip “Double Bill Phil” Collins
and Douglas Jennings. We have
to wait for the book version of the
Farley story to tell you about Double
Bill Phil, but this much can be briefly
told. These two knew that time
was running out on Bob and they took
every advantage of him, running up
a legal bill of over $100,000 in less
than 3 months. It was mostly in reading
and review since Collins did not like
paper documents and rarely wrote letters
or filed motions.
Bob said that the mild mannered “Double
Bill Phil” Collins was “no pit
bull” and has “a fanaticism about
money.” “Deputy Dawg Doug”
Jennings was a wimpy little guy who
once cowered at the hemline of a Kim
Cohen courtroom assault, with the
remarks “I am going to tell Mr. Collins
about this,” as though Collins
was his daddy. With the arrogance
of most lawyers, Deputy Dawg once
told his client Bob Farley
“I don’t make copies” in reply to
a request by Bob for a photo copy
of a document in a meeting.
Excuse me? Farley picked up
his papers and left the meeting in
the face of such superiority arrogance.
At least once towards the end of the
case, Collins wanted paid for his
work at the end of each day.
Bob paid him at a dinner one night
(bought by Bob), but he now
feels he should have fired him instead.
Farley found previous lawyer Bradley
Frick equally possessed with money.
Mr. Frick is known in lawyer circles
as one who brags about his high up
front retainers, which he teaches
to other lawyers in continuing education
when you are not doing much of value
to society, and you are charging a
lot of money for this little value,
you want to get paid fast before the
suckers figure it all out and protest.
Going the other direction, Frick seems
to be a real cheap skate.
An attorney Bob knows related a time
where Frick invited a group of young
attorneys to a lunch, hoping to propose
a merger and creation of a new law
firm. This man said,
“When we all got ready to order, Frick
told the waiter to make out separate
checks.” I thought, “Wait
a minute, this guy invited all of
us and now he sticks us with the bill.
What a piker. I thought the least
he could have done was send an invitation
and indicate it was B.Y.O.B.
I would have skipped it then.”
There are other Frick stories
of a similar nature, but you’ll have
to wait for the book.
Between January, 1999 and the time
of their sudden quit in June, 2000,
attorney Collins and Jennings seemed
terrified of the case offering evasive
answers and waffling on many issues.
Many requests from Bob for written
opinions and other action on issues
were met with stony silence.
The record shows that while A. C.
Strip was quite busy liquidating Farley’s
tiny empire, attorney Collins wrote
him only three letters. Bob
says Collins was quite proud that
he ran almost a “paperless law firm”
and worked hard on avoiding the written
word at all times. Verbal advice
is a lot easier to deny later than
written advice, so Collins rarely
Bob calls it “scared rabbit lawyering.”
In fact, “Double Bill Phil” was more
interested in picking Bob’s pockets
than representing him competently.
Collins dropped the ball from his
very first hearing where he was supposed
to request a release of
$10,000 from Judge Preisse, so Bob
could pay some company bills.
As Collins sat like a stone, the hearing
opened and closed with not a word
about the $10,000. In the meeting
room outside Courtroom 61, Collins
gushed and tried to blame his client
Bob Farley for not reminding him of
this issue during the hearing.
Excuse me? Lawyer screws up,
but it is the clients fault?
Sorry Mr. Collins. Eventually
Collins owned up to his error and
said, “I will make it up to
you Bob.” He never
did, of course.
As a trial was set to begin in a few
weeks, Farley said he had little time
to fire Collins for his fumbling incompetence
and he was stuck with him.
Within a few weeks of that event,
Farley discovered that Collins had
double billed him for work to the
tune of over $7,000. Being a
good businessman who always checks
his bills, Bob caught the attempted
$7,000 over billing. Of course,
“Double Bill Phil” gushed his apologies
when confronted with the over billing,
as they always do when caught in the
act. Bob has since nicknamed
Collins, “Double Bill Phil” for this
$7,000 attempted theft. Many
less alert clients would not have
caught “Double Bill Phil” and would
have paid him the money. With
this method of operation at 21 East
State Street, it is not hard to understand
why Collins lives in a $750,000 pile
of stone at 1861 Cambridge Blvd. in
Friction with Collins and Jenkins
reached a head after Bob sent Doug
Jennings a Press Release to read for
accuracy and libel. Instead
of doing his assignment, Mr. Jennings
sent back a memo ordering Bob to “remove
my name” from everything.
Attorney Jennings threatened to withhold
a brief he was working on if Bob did
not do his bidding and stated he was
not Bob’s Attorney of Record.
Pardon me? Obviously,
Jennings wanted to make himself disappear
from the Farley case and his horrible
loss to the vile Halliburton-Cohen.
Bob had to tell the frightened lawyer
that he was in violation of the Law
of Professional Responsibility and
he had damn well better file the brief
he was illegally withholding from
Bob. Bob also explained
to the poor fellow that he could not
now hang a sign around his neck that
read “I do not know Bob Farley” after
representing Bob for over one year.
Bob said, “if it looks like a dog
and barks like a dog, it’s a dog,
no matter about the sign around his
neck.” Disinterested and
inept representation is another reason
this travesty can happen.
Earlier, Philip Collins had written
a letter to A. C. Strip in which he
explained that he was “trying to
remain neutral” in the conflict between
the liquidator and Farley.
Bob had a strange belief that this
was an adversary environment and Collins
was supposed to advocate for him,
not remain neutral.
Although Phil Collins fancies himself
as a “white gloves” attorney above
the fray of trench warfare and ethical
beyond reproach, his true colors are
almost invisible, but not quite.
The remark exposed his true representation
and the end of the relationship was
Another crushing revelation occurred
when attorney Kim Halliburton-Cohen-Murphy-Murphy
called Bob “A Nazi Sympathizer” before
two witnesses. It was classic
Bob Farley is an overseas wartime
(Korea) veteran of the United State
Navy (Air), his father was a decorated
combat veteran of World War II and
his two nephews served on aircraft
carriers in the Viet Nam Theater of
war. He does not take
kindly to being called a Nazi Sympathizer
after risking his life in naval airplanes
defending the rights of Jewish People
like Kim Halliburton-Cohen-Murphy.
Asked if Cohen-Murphy was still standing
after that remark, Collins advised
Bob that he would do nothing, not
even file disciplinary action against
the attorney. Bob told Collins,
“there are a lot of bars in this town
where she would be rolled out the
door for a remark like that and no
one would ever know what happened
Bob started seeing Collins with more
clarity after that episode.
Mr. Collins finally reached for a
flim flam excuse and quit in early
June, accusing Farley of directing
him to violate the Code of Ethics.
Nothing could be further from
the truth and Collins, when challenged,
could never produce any such order
or directive from Farley. It
was a pure bold faced lie by a another
dues paying member of The Legal
Industry who falsely prides himself
for his high “ethics.”
In fact, he is just another Judicial
Industry Charlatan and a Scum Bag
of the lowest order. One
of the few things that Farley could
think of right away after the vile
Phil Collins quit, was a story Collins
related about playing with his children.
He said, “when I am playing with my
children, I tell them no matter how
tough the game gets, you can never
quit, never, never, never, can you
quit.” I later thought,
“Wow! The guy is living
a lie with his own children.
Why did I ever trust him with my life.
COULD THIS HAPPEN?
Such a miscarriage could happen
because Bob could not get
a $ 1.7 million letter of
credit or pure Cold Cash to
Stay such actions as the atrocities
that later happened.
No one wanted to talk
it all over first with cold
reasoning for that is not
the nature of domestic lawsuits
of this type.
It can happen where trial
attorneys will “do anything”
to win, including lie, distort,
encourage clients to lie,
falsify evidence and yes,
commit fraud upon a naïve
and inept trial court judge.
This will all be more fully
revealed in the book version
of this story.
In part, it could also happen
because gross incompetence
exists in judges and their
staff attorneys and where
bias, arrogance, prejudice
and big egos are large.
The zeal of judicial storm
troopers Yarborough and Preisse
resulted in a virtual lynch
mob going after Bob for reasons
completely unknown to him
and to them, as well.
In the case of the ego
driven Dana Preisse, justice
doesn’t seem to matter that
much, but don’t you
dare misspell her name (e
on the end) or she may flog
you for it later.
In part, it could
happen because gross
in judges and their
and where bias, arrogance,
prejudice and big
egos are large.
The zeal of storm
trooper judges Steve
Yarborough and Dana
Preisse resulted in
a virtual lynch mob.
. . Justice doesn’t
mean that much to
her, but don’t you
dare misspell her
name or she may flog
you. . .
He huge ego doesn’t permit that.
In the case of Bradley Frick it was
mostly his huge ego. Frick is
a short, bald and a small fellow who
seems to have a need to self promote
at all times, apparently to compensate
for his small stature.
Some call it “The Napoleonic
Syndrome ” of short little men.
“Don’t criticize my work. My
ego doesn’t permit that or I will
e-x-p-l-o-d-e and fire you.”
Is this an asylum run by the patients?
A criminal system run by the criminals?
It is Bob Farley’s belief that it
is but few lawyers will ever admit
Some lawyers, who have other interests
in business, investing or finance,
do see the problems more clearly and
will agree with much of what Farley
has seen. They are few and far
BOB LEAVES HIS BIRTHPLACE AND HOMETOWN
OF 65 YEARS
Bob abandoned everything where it
stood. Some believe assets of
about $ 4.0 million were involved,
which are now in the hands of a biased
Court Receiver, appointed by (guess
who?) Judge Dana Suzanne Preisse,
of course. Ms. Halliburton-Cohen-Murphy
often blubbered that Bob had about
$ 6.0 million. Bob is not saying.
Mr. Farley filed an immediate protest
after the appointment of the law firm
Strip, Fargo, Hoppers, & Leithart
Co., because Bob learned that an associate
of the firm, Brenda K. Bowers, was
an adversary attorney in a lawsuit
between Farley and Custom Computer
Warehouse only 6 months earlier, which
Farley won and was paid money from.
Mr. Farley believed that bias would
exist as the result of that lawsuit
and the later facts show that he was
At a hearing on the issue, Judge Preisse
overruled the Farley objection and
left Strip, Et Al in place, to Farley’s
consternation. The Receiver
has started the liquidation of his
assets, at Farley’s expense
even as the early appeals were being
filed, and even though the fast track
liquidation of “Farley’s Fortune”
seemed to be in naked violation of
the Ohio Revised Code.
Section 2735.01 (D) of the Code reads
that a Receiver shall liquidate property
“After judgment. . . according to
the judgment, or to preserve it during
the pendency of an appeal. . .”
In the case of Bob Farley,
Outlaw Receiver A. C. Strip had sold
off nearly $ 1.0 million worth of
Bob’s properties before the Decision
of the 10 th District Appellate Court
was handed down, a naked violation
of Section 2735.01, and all approved
by Sleeping Judge Dana S. Preisse.
Thus far, Strip has been ripping out
about $ 12,000 per month liquidating
One of Farley’s greatest satisfactions
results from the fact that Outlaw
Receiver A. C. Strip started selling
properties that had been involved
in Section 1031 Exchanges years earlier
so big capital gains taxes were involved,
but very little money was obtained.
The only thing the properties were
good for was operating them for ordinary
income. When sold off,
the cash yield was near nothing, about
$ 150,000 from the $ 1.0 million after
mortgage payoffs and expenses.
It has paid down judgment liens of
Bank One by some $ 100,000 that Bob
had given the bank to protect it from
losses before he left town.
The Bank plastered all the properties
with liens as the result of Bob’s
cooperation and is now paid in full.
Hooray for the Good Guys!
While The Barbara made many efforts
to ruin Bob’s sterling credit standing,
that did not happen either.
As the result of Bob’s candid advice
to his lenders as to why no further
mortgage payments were coming, all
lenders now report to credit agencies,
“Always Paid On Time, Paid As Agreed,
Balance Is Paid In Full.”
Bob’s advice to other men who may
decide to follow his lead, is to “tell
your lenders the truth.”
APPELLATE COURT REVERSES PREISSE
ON TAX HANDLING
As previously reported at the top
of this story, the draconian divorce
decree effectively awarded Barbara
Farley some $ 2 million on top of
the $ 500,000 Bob had already paid
her. Preisse would have liked
to award Bob all the debt and give
Barbara all the assets. No can
do Dim Dana. Bob would
have ended up with about $ 200,000
after paying all taxes that the Judge
ordered him to pay. Fortunately
for Bob, the 10 th District Appellate
Court REVERSED much of the Preisse
Decree and ordered that the taxes
and debts be divided equally between
the parties. So the trial has
to continue for years into the future
and The Judicial Industry wins again.
The Preisse Decree required Bob to
pay 100 % of a large Bank One unsecured
note as a personal debt.
Once again, the 10 th District Appellate
Court said No, No and REVERSED The
Sleeping Judge, saying that
the debt was joint debt and ex-wife
had to share in it 50/50, something
any fool could seem to figure out,
even without a business degree.
Bob regards her law degree as an actual
handicap on top of her other challenges.
There were other reversals of The
Sleeping Judge and this Defendant
feels that more appeals will be needed
in the near future, given the abject
incompetence of Preisse.
Based on what he has seen so far,
Farley believes The Sleeping Judge
“just doesn’t know enough law and
is just not smart enough to be deciding
big cases.” He feels strongly
that she should resign from office
because “she is just as dangerous
to the People of Columbus as Judge
Nodine Miller who releases convicted
killers in three years.”
There are big problems with the judges
in this court.
Although Trooper Yarborough
issued an illegal arrest warrant for
the vicious two headed Bob Monster
for the heinous crime of Contempt
of Court, Farley’s
“Oceana” criminal attorneys told him
long ago that the chances of his being
picked up for a Contempt of Court
in an Ohio Domestic Relations case
were slim and none at all and would
probably be illegal in Oceana.
One lawyer said, “maybe for murder
or bank robbery.” He added,
“get on with your retirement life.”
Of equal interest, when the two headed
Bob Monster left Ohio, ex-wife Barbara
petitioned the court for a “Managerial
Order” which Yarborough immediately
granted with Waffen SS like authority.
One line of Barbara’s Affidavit read
“out of state law enforcement agencies
have not been cooperative.”
Apparently the West Virginia State
Police and the Georgia Patrol do not
get as excited about Contempt of Court
citations from Damn Yankee Storm
Troopers, as Halliburton-Cohen-Murphy
and Dim Dougie Hart had hoped for.
Efforts of Receiver A. C. Strip to
set up an “ancillary receivership”
in Oceana have not been successful.
Bob says “Strip is a bull headed old
codger about my age with tunnel vision.
His continuing harassment will eventually
get him a big personal lawsuit in
an Oceana court.”
Bob reports “it’s a great retirement
after my 44 years of 50 to 80 hour
weeks and the stress of dealing
with the 34 year mental patient Barbara
Farley,” plus the confessed
former embezzler Jill Ann Farley Carroll,
and the Sisterhood of “The Sleeping
Judge” Dana Preisse.
Any Libel there? Nope
none at all. Here’s why.!
Barbara Farley was in a mental hospital
for over 30 days in 1968 after
her “Affair # 1” ended badly for her.
To her credit, poor thing, she has
sought continuing psychiatric therapy
from Dr. Donald Tosi since then.
This is all sworn testimony all in
the Public Record and this is
a factor in this long running divorce.
Barbara Farley’s fuel is attention.
Always has been, always will be.
Ego and vanity reign supreme.
Recently, The Barbara is getting more
attention than she has ever had in
her lifetime. It’s very
negative attention and it certainly
is costly, but she likes it.
SORRY, THIS IS NOT WENDY’S.
NO FREE REFILLS HERE!
The Barbara likes to blame The Bob
Monster for all of her problems although
the Genesis for these problems
came from her genes and other people
many years before Bob came along.
Still, if there is a forest
fire in New Mexico this week, that
will be “Bob’s fault.”
A Hurricane in Florida? “Bob’s
fault!” And so it
goes. I think it is called
denial. The mental
problems of Barbara and the confessed
embezzlement by daughter Jill
Carroll are all in sworn testimony,
in depositions and in the trial transcript,
never before revealed by a loving
father who forgave her many years
ago and never mentioned it thereafter.
In November, 1996, The Barbara said
“Fill it up again” after $500,000
was blown away in clothing, facelifts,
fur coats and other reckless spending.
Bob, never flush with money over the
13 years of separation and debt reduction
said, “ Sorry, this is
not Wendy’s. There are no free
Rather than take the safe course and
stay completely neutral, daughter
Jill Farley Carroll and her husband
Jeff jumped into the fracas on Barbara’s
side. In their desperate pursuit
of ever more money after thirteen
years of separation and unbridled
spending by The Barbara, the two women
shamelessly bared their souls and
their deepest secrets to the Public
and to the entire World . They
shot themselves in the foot even though
one of the First Rules of Warfare
is “Don’t shoot yourself.” They
pulled it off anyway.
Jill had said and confirmed
in sworn testimony, “I don’t
care what happens to my father,
I will get all the money I
want from my mother.” What
a swell girl!
The “A” Players, Kim
Douglas Hart seemed very pleased
with themselves after leading
these two lambs to public
slaughter on the witness stand
before God and Country to
tell lies about Bob.
It was a shameless “win at
any cost” performance,
but it failed.
As to “all the money I want
from my mother. . .”
Excuse me? At
this writing mother or daughter
has seen much of any settlement
money from Bob, but they have
both parted with a lot in
their “greedy grabbing.”
Research indicates Barbara’s
legal fees exceed $200,000,
some of it
“I don’t care what
happens to my father,
I will get all the
money I want
from my mother.”
At this writing neither
mother or daughter
has seen one dime,
but they have both
parted with a lot
of them. . .
supplied by daughter Jill. Bob
has nicknamed his ex-daughter
“The Black Princess.”
Meanwhile, the fierce attorney Kim
does not show up at Courtroom 61 anymore.
Maybe this is because Halliburton-Cohen-Murphy-Murphy
has earlier referred to Barbara as
“A Flake” and The Barbara ran
her off. Who really cares?
I’m not sure what a Flake is,
but it must be something pretty neat
for Cohen-Murphy to call her own client
“a flake.” I was very
impressed when I heard her say it.
On the other hand, some say that Cohen-Murphy
has now dumped The Barbara after raising
all of this H… with the
two headed Bob Monster for five calendar.
Barbara’s male attorney, the
feckless Doug Hart, Esq. of Bexley,
Ohio has said that “I have
where with all to stick in. . .”
Hart has reportedly been through several
jobs in recent years and now works
from his home. His examinations
of Mr. Farley on the witness stand
took him about 34 hours. His
often leading questions were filled
with attempts to distort and deceive
Farley. Bob’s attorneys
say he didn’t get the job done. Ohio
State University law professor and
his class sat in on 3 hours of Bob’s
testimony. During a break, “Double
Bill Phil” Collins grabbed the professor
in the hall and asked him what he
thought of the trial.
The Professor answered, “That
witness is very articulate and I believe
he is getting the best of that attorney.”
It’s too bad that the trainee Sleeping
Judge never saw it the way the professionals
Meanwhile, Bob’s Oceana attorneys
have repulsed three assaults
by a heavily biased Court
appointed Receiver A. C. Strip,
in past months. “The Stripper”
would like to strip all of
Bob’s assets in Oceana.
Little does the poor fellow
know that there aren’t any
assets to attach in Oceana
and his efforts are all in
Oceana law stops “The
Stripper” from grabbing
Bob’s home, life insurance
cash values, IRA, Medical
Savings Account, Social
Security, and a bunch of other
things that are exempt from
any attachment by “Oceana
Potential “Runaways” should
check this out as one method
of achieving some peace of
mind from The Kingdom of Tyrannica.
The Ohioana Monster Dim Dana
has very little influence
on you in F-L-A, and
none at all in Nassau, Kingston,
GeorgeTown, Nevis and several
other Island countries who
do not always see things the
way The Kingdom of Tyrannica
Mr. Strip operates in the same Looney
Tune World of The Judicial Industry
- Ohio Branch, with Storm Troopers
Yarborough and Sleeping Judge Preisse.
He is a direct extension of
Preisse, but he is always in a CYA
mode so he passes nearly every decision
along to Preisse, right down to the
sale of a $ 300 truck.
The legal fees and court time cost
more than the truck is worth.
Are these smart people or is this
just plain old client milking?
Mr. Farley protested the original
appointment of Strip on ethical grounds
early on. He complained that
Strip’s associate, Brenda K.
Bowers was an adverse attorney to
him in a civil lawsuit against a local
computer supply house just four months
earlier. Farley won that
lawsuit and feared retaliation by
the Strip firm as a result.
A Hearing was held and Judge
Preisse overruled the position
of Mr. Farley.
Why am I not surprised?
Farley’s predictions have
been borne out by the abject
bias of Strip throughout the
Farley has already filed charges
against Strip with the Supreme
Court Disciplinary Council.
He also hopes to revive earlier
charges of mail fraud now
that the Appellate Court has
REVERSED all restraining Orders
laid on Bob.
These charges resulted from
Strip opening and reading
mail intercepted by the Barbara
lynch mob and passing it along
to opposing counsel Hart and
Cohen-Murphy. Some of
this was confidential Attorney-Client
mail from Farley’s lawyers.
This resulted from the Gestapo
Orders of Hanging Judge Steve
Yarborough was to allow Barbara’s
fascist lynch mob to intercept
Bob’s mail, and to loot
and vandalize his house.
WAFFEN SS HEADQUARTERS
In The Kangaroo Court Hearing of January
20, 1999, Judge Preisse refused to
allow a very sick Bob Farley to hire
Top Gun attorney Greg Lewis because
the attorney’s deceased father had
a meeting with Plaintiff Barbara Farley
17 years earlier.
objected vociferously and Preisse
supported her position.
Attorney Lewis could not even find
a record of it and he was about 15
years old back then. Yet, in
the later hearing on the Receivership
conflict of interest, Judge
Preisse ruled it was perfectly OK
for Brenda K. Bowers to liquidate
Mr. Farley’s company, after being
an adverse attorney to him just four
months earlier. The Fix Is In!
Is this “Hang Em High” Law West of
the Pecos? I looked
for Judge Roy Bean to walk in the
door at all times.
In February 2000, “The Stripper”
took a flying junket to Palm Beach
County, Florida to file a Receivership
against Bob. He spent
over $ 3,400 and did it all wrong,
poor inept fellow. The good
Receiver was also exposed as having
visited his brother’s house while
he was there. His brand
new Florida Receivership got
vacated and thrown out of court the
next week by Farley’s Florida attorneys.
Guess what? Using Bob’s
money and under strong protest from
Farley’s attorney The Sleeping Judge
paid Strip for his inept work and
the visit with his brother anyway.
Such is life in The Franklin County
Domestic Relations Courtroom
61 and The Judicial Industry - Ohio
Branch. Any Columbus
male who is unlucky enough to draw
Judge Dana Suzanne Preisse in a divorce
case, might check out the laws in
Oceana before The Sleeping Judge hands
down her Divorce Decree.
In fact, with this lady on the job,
you may want to “head for the hills”
before you even start your divorce.
You are definitely in the danger zone
when she is around and she is hazardous
to your health, your wealth and your
Meanwhile, the fierce attorney Kim
M. Halliburton-Cohen-Murphy does not
show up at Courtroom 61
so much anymore. Maybe this
is because Halliburton-Cohen-Murphy
has earlier referred to Barbara as
“A Flake” and The Barbara may
have run her off. I’m
not sure what a Flake is, but
it must be something pretty neat for
Cohen-Murphy to call her own client
“a flake.” I was very
impressed when I heard her say it.
On the other hand, some say that Cohen-Murphy
has now dumped The Barbara after raising
all of this H… with the two
headed Bob Monster for five calendar
years and coming away empty handed.
Who knows? Barbara’s male attorney,
Doug Hart, Esq. of Bexley, Ohio has
said that “ I have the where with
all to stick in. . .”
Mr. Hart MIGHT be playing a game of
“I bet my house” as the
case goes on and on. In another
year or two, his “where with all”
might be getting pretty thin.
It is likely that Hart is no longer
working on an hourly basis, but regardless
of how he hopes to be paid, hourly
or percentage of the extorted loot,
Bob strongly believes it is just not
Bob Farley says his adversaries made
one very big error several years ago
when they began their extortion with
“little storekeeper market place mentality.”
They could not conceive of a guy who
would not go along with an extortion
and give up a pound of flesh to save
the rest. They met the
wrong guy. Watching too much
TV and not enough American history,
Bob’s persecutors thought he was the
divorcing guy in the TV commercial
who stops his chain saw before he
cut his Mercedes in two That
was also the wrong guy.
Bob cuts the car in two. Bob
has been quoted as saying, “I built
it over 44 years and before I cave
in to extortion, I will tear it all
down.” The most frustrating
thing for his persecutors must be
the fact that he is doing just that
and there is very little anyone can
do to stop it. Bob says
“there will be little or nothing left
when this is all over.”
Is Bob ever coming back
to Ohio for more of the agony
Not a chance. Bob
says he is “happy as a clam
watching the waves in Oceana”
and he does not plan to budge
from there forever, except
for his travels and trips
to The Islands where he can
sit on a deserted beach without
seeing a soul for miles.
Since he is now retired and
the Preisse and
Yarborough Gestapo Orders
need the attention of
America he plans to set up
a Web Site and complete his
book about the vermin in
The Judicial Industry.
Bob says,” Gestapo type attorneys
must be exposed for
what they really are.”
Being retired, Bob now
has a lot of time to do that.
Some folks may not like what
he has to say and this article
is only a small part of the
story. Bob says
he will throw in Domestic
Relations Judge the infamous
Nodine Miller as she is part
of the same cancer and has
brought national shame to
judge should have
the power to try large
cases . .
There should be a
panel or a jury...
They are just not
smart enough. . .”
to have much respect
for lawyers and judges
after all I have seen
and suffered these
past four years.
“Gestapo type attorneys
must be exposed for
what they really are.
Ohio. Bob also feels strongly that,
“No one judge should have the power
to try large cases. There
should be a panel or a jury trial.
They are just not smart enough people.”
A close friend and an attorney
agrees with Bob. He told Bob
in a recent talk, “First of
all, these judges are not business
people and that is a big problem when
they are trying a business case.”
This practicing attorney does happen
to be heavily involved in a business
operation of many years duration.
Bob says, “For one judge to have the
power to breakup a little company
like the R. T. Farley Co., or a big
company like Microsoft or the
Bell System is just criminality
beyond belief.” He added,
“If I were Bill Gates, I would be
buying land and building buildings
out of this country. There
are many developing countries who
would kill to get Microsoft inside
“ GOVERNMENT SHOULD NOT BE IN
THE BUSINESS OF DESTROYING BUSINESSES,”
It looks like the Domestic Relations
Court may have to do it all without
him. The hapless trainee
Dana Suzanne Preisse and Deputy Dawg
Neal got themselves into the real
estate rental business, so they will
just have to figure out a way to find
some closure and get back out of the
real estate rental business and avoid
more litigation with Bob Farley. Bob
says that cannot be done in the two
years Preisse has left on her term,
unless he can get her recalled or
she gives it up sooner.
Government should not be in
any business, especially in the business
of destroying businesses.
They are just too hard to grow.
The Legislatures should address such
a problem and that should be absolutely
forbidden by new laws.
Bob says he will not help the feckless
Sleeping Judge put this all back together
either. It’s much too
late for that. As for
Bob says he certainly does need a
Receiver to wrap this all up, do all
the heavy lifting that Preisse wanted
him to do, and send him a big check
when it is all done with.
He doesn’t think that Receiver will
be A. C. Strip through.
WAS GAINED FROM THIS MADNESS?
What was gained from all of this madness?
Nothing at all! Barbara
Farley does not have the $ 200,000
ordered by Judge Preisse.
With Farley’s assistance, Bank One
has collected all of its “called note.
“Hanging Judge Roy Bean” Yarborough
never did get the Bob Monster
in a prison cage. It
was all legal insanity by a Fascist
lynch mob. The patients
in the asylum are the attorneys and
the judges and they are running
the place. It is insidious
evil that kills Liberty and makes
a mockery of Justice.
Such is the nature of our society
when doing business with “out
of control” storm trooper judges,
especially those driven by ego and
special Agendas, and especially those
in the Franklin County, Ohio Domestic
Relations Court. Bob’s
Appeals and future litigation against
some of the players in these Waffen
SS atrocities may go on forever.
Observers feel certain that
Sleeping Judge Preisse believes
that she and her Hanging Judge
partner Yarbrough, have somehow
punished Bob Farley for his
Victory Party and Retirement
Naww, not at all. Her
Highness has missed The Big
Picture. Why am I not
surprised? Her inept
naiveté actually helped Bob
achieve his goal a little
sooner than expected.
She allowed him to avoid all
the work of cleaning up EPA
problems, selling properties,
dealing with lenders and fighting
The Judicial Industry all
at the same time at age 66
to 70 (and ill) just
to turn over the loot to an
alcoholic and neurotic
The good Judge should have
realized that no one in their
right mind would or could
do all of that at age
abysmal lack of real
life business experience is
crystal clear and pretty scary
for the businessmen of Columbus.This
could all happen to you.
Bob’s advice? Leave before
Barbara Farley does
not have the $
One has collected
most of its note,
Judge Roy Bean never
did get the Bob Monster
in a prison
It was all legal insanity
by a virtual
lynch mob… This could
all happen to you.
Now the hapless Receiver A. C. Strip
must do all of that heavy lifting.
Having been “hounded out of Dodge”
by the Fascista,
Bob is a happy refugee sitting
under bright sun and palm trees, sometimes
with other “real refugees” from
many different countries around the
world, but his persecution has
been just as real as any Haitian or
Columbian. He hears several
different languages each day from
Spanish to French to Creole.
Bob is a political refugee from a
subtle tyranny of The Judicial Industry,
Ohio Branch. He’s happy as a
clam, even with a lot less money after
his years of “The Barbara Battle.”
The inept Dana Preisse may have finally
learned the meaning of the trite old
Dutch expression “Too soon old, too
late smart” as her judicial training
She still has a lot more to learn
though and many wonder if she can
ever get there because she is basically
an ignorant woman.
BLUE WATER OCEAN, MILD BREEZES, GOLDEN
SAND BEACHES AND RIVERS OF FLOWERS
Bob reports he is happily living
in what he calls “Golden Beach, Oceana”
by blue water, actually South Florida.
He now looks at whitecaps and sailboats
across a golden sugar sand beach.
A sea breeze blows all the time.
Receivers and Gestapo like attorneys
are growing less and less relevant
to him and he will celebrate every
day in January when Judge Preisse
is trying to start her car on a five
degree morning while he swims in the
At home In Columbus, Bob happily grew
flowers and vegetables, ran his company
and didn’t bother anyone. Now,
on his daily walk to a crystal blue
swimming pool, he passes oceans of
flowers in gardens cared for by professional
gardeners. On a scenic
drive to a nearby shopping center,
Bob drives along a boulevard lined
with professionally kept gardens and
rivers of colorful flowers.
Along with the regular run of red
and white impatiens, his flowers now
include orchids and gardenias.
The daily temperature in Oceana will
run from about 70 to 80 degrees for
the next 200 days. Cool ocean
breezes blow through the palm trees
all day and Hurricane Season is gone.
Bob is THE WINNER. More
importantly, he missed the Death Row
sentence of Storm Trooper Yarborough,
and he is still alive to enjoy his
retirement, build his Web Site
and write his book.
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